{"id":961,"date":"2026-09-18T07:21:32","date_gmt":"2026-09-18T03:21:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spadenet.net\/shovel\/?p=961"},"modified":"2026-09-18T07:21:32","modified_gmt":"2026-09-18T03:21:32","slug":"post-as-verdance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spadenet.net\/shovel\/2026\/09\/18\/post-as-verdance\/","title":{"rendered":"Post as Verdance"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Maybe the best way I can help is if no one knows it.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kirin thought this through. &#8220;I don&#8217;t like that because I want your self regard to be a little higher. But stealthily helping people is what I&#8217;ve become obsessed with. Though I do need to be careful about that because I have to be sure my theories are correct before I take action.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;You were able to get into our banks from 10 lightyears outside my solar system and you&#8217;ve done quite a lot for your cause, even without my help.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;We serve the same people. Corpo, pirate, a person born inside a corporation 3 decades ago could be a resistance leader today, then retire out of the career and end up a crotchety old man landing just barely outside of where they started. 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And I am basically alone here.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;I could mobilize the other corporate leaders and look through affinity candidates in their top ranks with minds keen to stop yours at any cost.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Thank fuck. I love you. First thing I&#8217;m doing when I get out of this thing is&#8230;&#8221; they were in a public place, &#8220;snuggle.&#8221; He winked at him with a wicked smile on his face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Yeah, we&#8217;ll do more than that, bitch.&#8221; He snickered back at him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Verdance was caught off guard. &#8220;Bitch? Now that&#8217;s adorable, look how far you&#8217;ve come.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He had indeed come a long way from the demure consort of the [OVNI] ruler to this tough hacker with rough edges. Hiding behind [Jexson] when he saw him for the first time, trying to hide how much he was blushing and somehow making more of a spectacle of himself.  Now calling him bitch playfully. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kirin was now blushing just as hard. He let it show just long enough for Verdance to see it before he got up to leave. &#8220;Surrogate meetup tonight. Midnight. At the Sector 480498-D Diner, I&#8217;ll pay for the hotel.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Verdance smiled winningly. &#8220;Please. 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